Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
this will be a night to untag.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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