I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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