I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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