After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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