you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
this hospital has no fireball
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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