can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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