if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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