another moral hangover. fuck.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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