If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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