I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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