i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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