She's JV to your varsity
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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