I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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