Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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