If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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