So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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