I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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