i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize