never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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