small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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