This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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