It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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