can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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