Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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