i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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