That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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