I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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