We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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