So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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