What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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