Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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