We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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