I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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