Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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