i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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