Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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