just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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