Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
