i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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