He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
