I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
