Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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