Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
