I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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