so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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