Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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