he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i now understand why vodka
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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