jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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