If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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