My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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