What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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