I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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