Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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