She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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