Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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